February 2012
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I am incapable of fulfilling a page number...
3-4 pages? I’ll be able to crank out 2 at the most. For me 4 pages is a lot. I have a paper due at midnight tonight and I’ve said all I have to say. I can say no more!
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kelsium:
I realize that posthumously baptizing people is a step beyond, but you all realize that millions of assholes pray for your heathen souls, some of you even specifically, all over the world every Sunday, right? Yeah, it’s arrogant as fuck, but it all means the same amount of nothing.
Baptism: It accomplishes just as much as prayer.
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In happier news it looks like Maryland is about to...
That settles it. Maryland > Virginia
I need to get passport photos taken so I can renew...
But I keep putting it off because every day I am still ugly and I don’t want to get my picture taken.
The 90s revival is real, y’all. How is yoga so hot again? How?
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“Coming up, are women hardwired to clam up in group meetings?” —Ann Curry
Yep. They should probably just stay home and take care of their kids.
OMFG another friend just posted a picture of herself and her husband standing in front of the nice new house they just closed on.
NancyKerriganWhyyyyy.gif*
*does this exist? I need it.
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I pretty much never cry (thanks to antidepressants) but one thing that will get me on the verge of tears (besides animal abuse) is when undeserving people get things I should have.
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Some chick from the book club I used to be in (who...
If wishing for something terrible to happen could make terrible things happen, terrible things could be happening.
I am incapable of being happy for people who have better stuff than I do.
Shopping fail
Me: I went all the way to Tysons to go to the Esprit store and it CLOSED!
M: Someone must have told them it's not 1993 anymore. And now YOU know, too.
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Women's pants makers need to start putting...
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M and I met up with our friend J and her fiance for dinner and drinks on Saturday. M, J and I went to preschool together, what what!
It was a really good time. But I am extremely skeptical about the fiance’s sexuality.
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Sooooooo glad I never did get that internship at Rick Santorum’s Scranton office (in college). In fact I don’t remember if I even applied, but my dad sure thought it was a good idea!
He (Santorum, not my dad) is most def on my list of people I’d [redacted] if I could get away with it.
Happy birthday Scoldylox!
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This is why we can't have nice things.
We have had so many waiting-two-hours-for-delivery experiences it’s not funny. Some shithole that’s a mile away just delivered a cold pizza to us, 1.5 hours after we ordered it. They forgot to include the dressing with the salad we ordered, but did include one slice of cheese pizza wrapped in tin foil in the bottom of the bag.
If you can’t find our place why not CALL or...
phdork replied to your post: Forget “find[ing] someone like you,” which sounds like a recipe for disaster, but “set fire to the rain?”
Even worse: “chasing pavements”? WTF does that mean?
Ugh, god.
Chasing waterfalls > chasing pavements
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Forget "find[ing] someone like you," which sounds...
Gentrifiers get so bent out of shape when the inner city is not exactly like the ‘burbs.
HMPH! I bought a rowhouse in a rough part of town because in ten years I’ll be able to sell it for $1 million but in the meantime there are so many property crimes and POC loitering all over the place! I need to get out of here!
Adele has a glorious voice but does she have any...
“Men, in return, thrived. The ego candy they feasted on by virtue of...”
– Why Patriarchal Men Are Utterly Petrified of Birth Control — And Why We’ll Still Be Fighting About it 100 Years From Now (via janedoe225)
jessiramsey replied to your post: Wait a sec. I’m confused about who even runs…
Did that dude try to lie and say he’s not white? because according to this photo: kingelectricrecords.com… both cody and jonathan are white.
Clearly. I could tell which one was Cody without even looking at the names.
Why do people always do this? I KNOW you are white, man. If there’s nothing wrong with...
I'm sorry, but teachers are supposed to protect...
anglophonicblog:
Sorry “Mr. Cody.” I’m the real racist here? Coming from a guy who runs a blog called “Ghetto Hikes,” that’s just adorable. Since you hide behind a fake identity, I’m not buying the “I’m not white” story. Your “I’m a savior” line is pathetic. Have you asked any of these children (or their parents) to sign a release stating that it is okay to ridicule “ghetto” behavior which...
Wait a sec. I’m confused about who even runs Ghetto Hikes. I bet there is no guy who takes “urban youths” on nature hikes. It’s just some web douche who thought it would be a hilarious idea for a site and eventually a book to be sold at Urban Outfitters. Dude doesn’t even know any black people. That’s just how he thinks a black kid would act in the woods.
re: Jonathan Standefer
latinosexuality:
velocicrafter:
so-treu:
founder and runner of the racist blog Ghetto Hikes (which has twitter and facebook counterparts btw, all of which are wildly popular)
is located in Austin, TX.
he’s made his FB profile private and it seems like he’s deleted his Linkedin since shit has started to blow up in his face, but that’s what google cache is for. but i also took screencaps of...
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Is it me or has TheDailyWh.at taken a turn for the...
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Democratic Women Walk Out of "Freedom of Religion"... →
Democratic Representatives Eleanor Holmes Norton of the District of Columbia and Carolyn Maloney of New York have walked out of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, titled, “Lines Crossed: Separation of Church and State: Has the Obama Administration Trampled on Freedom of Religion and Freedom of Conscience?”
Speaking to reporters outside the hearing room, Holmes...
Oh great now my coworkers are sending around What...
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I shouldn’t be angry that I don’t fit into clothes I bought when I was 21 but I am. It doesn’t seem THAT long ago. Also? I look at pictures of my 21 year old self and omg I was so cute. Hot even. I can’t believe it. I should have taken advantage of it. I miss it. :(
New York friends, please urge Assembly members to...
bekahdrey:
meow-sense:
thecranium:
The ASPCA’s “Quick Kill” bill sponsored in New York State would allow New York pounds to kill lost pets upon arrival—without any hold period—if pound employees deem the animals in “psychological pain,” which is not defined.
The bill also removes other protections for shelter animals and makes it easier for pounds to continue killing for convenience.
Read...
People (particularly those of the white persuasion) need to stop using the word “Karma,” because they pretty much never use it correctly. Just remove the word from your vocabulary and carry on.
On Tuesday nights I stay up just long enough to...
Goodnight my babies.
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New York friends, please urge Assembly members to...
The ASPCA’s “Quick Kill” bill sponsored in New York State would allow New York pounds to kill lost pets upon arrival—without any hold period—if pound employees deem the animals in “psychological pain,” which is not defined.
The bill also removes other protections for shelter animals and makes it easier for pounds to continue killing for convenience.
Read...
Happy Valentine’s Day
animalsbeingdicks:
Taking a break from all the animal dickery. Look at these animals being precious.
And a dude being hot (and precious to animals). Two thumbs way up.
maritsa-met replied to your post: Don’t pee on my shoe and tell me it’s raining, motherfuckers.
When people say shit like that I get mad because it means they think I’m as stupid as they are.
My partner-from-hell used this on me last semester and BOTH from my partners-from-hell used this on me in the past 24 hours. I can’t even.
The woman claimed [her] school email...
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Don't pee on my shoe and tell me it's raining,...
I can’t believe how many of the group project “partners” I’ve had during grad school have blamed “trouble accessing email” for their lack of communication and/or contribution.
You weren’t able to log into your email account for four days? Wow. WOW. That’s really something. Like a steaming pile of Barry shit.
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What patriarchy says to women: Respect yourself.
What patriarchy means: Respect my sexual norms.
