December 2011
novazembla replied to your post: Kathie Lee is on my last nerve.
How can she think Janelle Monae doesn’t have talent?? That’s requires particularly dedicated racism.
I mean The ArchAndroid is no Sentimental, but yes, that’s what I thought too. Any time some people perceive music as “black” they automatically turn up their noses.
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Kathie Lee is on my last nerve.
Hoda played Janelle Monae’s “Tightrope” and KL was rolling her eyes and acting like Hoda was nuts for thinking Monae has talent. And she is always making fun of Hoda’s hair. Obviously there’s lots more wrong with KL but that’s why I hate her today.
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M: How come the detergent bottle is orange? You didn't get the cold water kind?
Me: Yeah I did ... I just forgot to get the perfume-free.
M: Ugh, never send a woman to do a man's job.
People have been talking about these weird...
Quit beating a dead horse!
/or maybe it’s really a human
WatchUnbelievable. A woman who was rescued from a concentration camp at age 7 by an American soldier accidentally finds him in the rehab center where her husband is undergoing treatment.
It is much easier to *follow your bliss* if you've...
I feel really alone and helpless and defeated and like my life has been a total waste. I don’t have passion or talent for anything lucrative and I really have nothing to show for the past seven years of working. I am going precisely nowhere and it really sucks.
Couples who conveniently get engaged during the...
I see what you did there.
UGHHH
My mom refuses to close the bathroom door when she pisses. And the bathroom is straight ahead as you approach the top of the staircase.
“Are you coming up to pee too?”
“Yes mom.”
“OK I won’t flush it.”
:waits for her to gtfo:
“Well come on in.”
“Mom, just leave; I would like a little privacy.”
“Do you have to...
“Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds...”
– Herman Melville
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Disabled Chicago cop denied pit bull service dog... →
For 32 years, nearly half as a tactical officer, Jim Sak was a cop chasing down bad guys on the streets of Chicago.
Now that he’s retired and living in tiny Aurelia, Ia., the townsfolk are chasing him — to get rid of “Snickers,” a five-year-old Pit bull-mix service dog he needs after suffering a debilitating stroke that left him with no feeling on the right side of his body.
On orders from...
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I really want to make a holiday card that features...
Ron Paul lovers are even scarier than ......
"Are you ready for Christmas?"
I wish people would stop asking this question to every Tom Dick and Harry they know. Yeah, I’m ready for December 25 just like I’m ready for tomorrow, for February 3, August 19, etc. What do I have to be ready for? Oh right, I’m supposed to be frantically driving from mall to mall, throwing my credit card at people and shoving dozens of boxes into my trunk for all my loved ones....
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Add Videos of Animals Getting Teased by Fake Phone Insects to my list of Shit I Can’t Take, which also includes teasing animals with laser pointers and the Get Out of There Cat Tumblr.
I don't know what makes a person a writer but...
“Radical men simply do not understand the importance of our struggle… All around...”
– Ellen Willis
(via bookmarrow)
hella relevant. so much it hurts.
(via soydulcedeleche)
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rodmanstreet replied to your post: Chipotle > Baja Fresh
but where do you stand on Chipotle vs. Qdoba?
I don’t know that I’ve ever had Qdoba. And I probably never will, because I like Chipotle and experience has shown me to stick with what I know!
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Chipotle > Baja Fresh
I cannot stress this enough.
I would rather clean the toilet every day than do...
OMG not another pair of socks. Ack this shirt won’t fold evenly.
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I remember being a sophomore in High School and being reduced to tears while trying to fend off verbal attacks from my best friends, and it all stemmed from my telling them that I did not believe in god. I remember desperately thinking, “I’m not fighting well enough. I’m alone on this and I can’t defend myself!” and the tears were borne out of a frustration...
curtcole replied to your post: Is there anything a non-believer can say, beyond “I do not believe,” that will not get her accused of insulting others’ beliefs?
I stopped worrying who I offend when it comes to people praying to the sky.
Oh yeah, I did long ago obviously. Just thinking out loud as I read some people’s comments about Hitchens.
Is there anything a non-believer can say, beyond...
I don’t think there is.
Finally started watching Awkward Black Girl!
Medical science has gotten ahead of us. →
This story really squicks me out.
Soooooooo "cinemagraphs" are a thing now, for...
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Why is the foolish notion that “there are no atheists in foxholes” considered an argument for the existence of god? If it were true it would support the idea that theism is a symptom of man’s fear of death.
caro-chiunque reblogged your link: Minnesota will join Florida and Arizona in the corner now.
My high school did this. Is this a Minnesota thing? It’s always grossed me out.
What the hell. This is happening throughout Minnesota (at least) and it’s only now getting any attention?
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Minnesota will join Florida and Arizona in the... →
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I had a very embarrassing incident involving a Groupon. I joined Living Social but I’ve never been involved with Groupon. One day last week, I noticed that someone had made a bunch of copies of this Groupon for a restaurant across the street from the office. The copies were left in a folder and put on display in the copy room, so I was like, sweet! Ima use this to get lunch some day! Why I...
The entire Golden Globes list is so full of fail.
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BEST TV SERIES, COMEDY Enlightened, HBO Episodes, Showtime Glee, Fox Modern Family, ABC The New Girl, Fox
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Matthew 6:5 is the most underrated Bible verse.
Olfactory overstimulation
My coworker D has a gas problem. As in, the whole 2nd floor smells like farts. He is a few doors away from me so sometimes I have to hold my breath when I leave my office and pass his. Now, a new person has moved into the office right next to mine. She wears so much perfume that it feels like someone sprayed air freshener in my face. Unless she really is spraying air freshener in there due to...
I hate the Jimmy Kimmel stunts because I am really over seeing shitty gen xers looking for Internet fame by molding their children into insufferable, inconsiderate snots.
No, it’s not going to scar the kids for life, but anyone who willingly broadcasts their ~10 year old’s outrageous, borderline violent temper tantrum over an ugly sweater as anything but a plea for help deserves to be...
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Ugly Christmas Sweaters have jumped the shark.
It would save us all a world of time and energy if people would just use the racial/sexist slurs they’re thinking instead of concocting ridiculous stories peppered with “soft” bigotry like “ghetto” in reference to a woman breastfeeding.
Americans: Where are all the so-called moderate Muslims????
TLC: Here they are!
Americans: NOOOOOOO! Put it away! BOYCOTT THIS SUBVERSIVE ATTEMPT TO RECRUIT JIHADISTS!
Liven up your email correspondence
Tally-ho,
See you on the flip side,
Holla atcha girl,
Smell ya later,
Fuck it I’m sticking with “Best,” and “Cheers,”. I am referring exclusively to professional emails, of course. All my personal emails end with “FUCK YOU,”.